Hi, I'm Aremis, a Vampyre. That's right, the real thing - but I'm not so bad once you get to know me. The blood banks allow me to buy blood now so that "killing thing" has long been a thing of the past. People are perfectly safe these days.
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So, with that in mind, I ask you:

"WHY HAVE A CLOWN COME TO YOUR PARTY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A
VAMPYRE?"

"Tan? what tan?"

...can be nasty at times, not recommended for parties

• For starters, I can arrive in a real hearse which, of course, has been customized to my personal tastes.
• When I step out, my looks alone astonish the children.
• I tell amazing ghost stories - all of them real experiences - and told in a wonderful atmosfear. (See for yourself).
• That's usually enough, but if you want more - scroll down!

• Face painting? Sure, I do that but I also do mild Theatre/Movie Make-up that's very realistic.  (Look here)

• I dispell the myth surrounding the Vampyre by answering questions in a believable manner.
• Eg. Vampyres burn up in the sunlight - (MYTH) Want me to tell you the real story? OR
• The image of a Vampyre will not show up on film - (MYTH) See?

• $40.00 per hour
  

• October may be tight time-wise (go figure) but please call or email.